Oh American Dad, what would I do without you?
Francine: What time is it?
Stan: It’s 6 am. I’m checking into a motel then reporting to jury duty.
Francine: You dont always have to sequester yourself you know.
Stan: Yes I do francine. I need to be in a media blackout so I dont compromise the trial.
Now, while I’m gone I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.
Francine: Can I make any trades?
Stan: No, just set the lineup.
Francine: Stan you need a power forward.
Stan: I have Dirk Nowitzki.
Francine: He’s soft Stan. You need a thug, you need Ron Artest.
Stan: I don’t want Ron Artest. You know forget it. I’ll have Steve set my lineup.
Francine: Fine, let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.