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There IS a God!

NBA: Boston Celtics at Los Angeles Clippers

And how do I know that? You may ask.

I know because the Clippers have lost 3 consecutive games in a row.

Boy is it a good day to be a Lakers fan.

We’re FINALLY winning for once.

And we’re about to beat the Utah Jazz.

Although I must admit, Dwight Howard looks like someone from Shakespearean times.

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Look at his legs. He’s wearing, what seem to be, white tights.

Yes, they are athletic wear for his bull shit injuries or what have you but it’s still funny to see him hobbling around court looking like a jester of some sort.

But yes anyways, the Clippers have lost to the:

Golden State Warriors on the 21st,

Oklahoma City Thunder on the 22nd,

and the

Phoenix Suns on the 24th.

Boy has it been an awesome week.

Now we just need the Trailblazers to kick some serious Slop City ass and THIS girl will be ALL smiles!

For the GSW game all their shooting percentages were pretty low. They were missing a lot of 3’s and free throw shots.

Yes Chris Paul didn’t play against the Thunder but I doubt they would have won anyways.

And with Chris Paul still out for the Suns game, scores (and I’m guessing morale) just plummeted into the red zone. They’re field goal attempts and 3 point shots only averaged around 33-39%.

But I’m not complaining.

Every time Blake Griffin misses a free throw, an angel gets his wings.

I’ve been worried because I haven’t seen as many air balls from him but with only 2 out of 8 free throws made on Thursday, I don’t think I have much to be worried about anymore.

One little side note before I go though,

We were watching “Family Game Night” on TV because we had left the TV on the HUB channel and one of the prizes was for tickets to a Clippers game and the TV announcer introduced the prize as,

“You can win an L.A. Clippers VIP Experience! Where you can see such stars such as Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and…

LAMAR ODOM!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I swear that is what she said!

It was hilarious. It made my day, THAT’S for sure.

Ah~

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And there is a god!

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Anyone else as happy as I am about the Clippers FINALLY losing 2 games in a row?

And it was to the Nuggets and the Warriors…

Sweet Sweet Victory.

The Clippers shooting percentages were pretty horrendous for both games. It seems a miracle that this same team could win 17 games in a row.

It was only a one time deal Clipper fans, don’t get used to it. Seriously.

I don’t know if it was the Denver altitude or what but the Clippers were missing any kind of goal attempt left and right!

I think Urban Dictionary said it best, “They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team.”

I almost lost my shit when I saw Blake Griffin making his free throws but I don’t need to worry about that anymore. Phew~

And here’s Blake Griffin driving a…Mercedes?

The next game for the Clippers is the Lakers on the 4th. I know the Lakers have got this!!

 

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Merry Christmas! Santa left another Blake Griffin commercial under the tree!

And once again Blake Griffin travels back in time, this time to 1999.

I kind of look forward to these commercials.

Funny how the first young Blake kind of looked like him with the curly hair and whiter face but the other ones don’t look like him.

Am I the only one who thinks so?

Haha. It was funny none the less.

Enjoy.

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The Raptor Strikes Again!

My man Chris Bosh is single-handedly smoking the Nuggets right now!
(Well, we’re only 1 point ahead at this point, but still).

32 points, 7 rebounds, and 1 assist with 27 minutes played!

But the Nuggets are all contributing point wise so the Heat will have to stay on their toes to win this one but I know we can do it!

We just let New York win because we felt bad…too soon? … Maybe.

I’m glad Iguodala gets to shine on the Nuggets though. It’s going to be an interesting season for the Nuggets this year.

Sad News?

The Bobcats are doing better than the Lakers.

Worse opening tip off in 45 year history for the Lakers? Mark says things will get better and that when Steve Nash comes back that the Lakers will be a good team but somehow I highly doubt that. To lose against the Clippers was a low blow, especially for me since the Clippers are the #2 team for LA. Psh. Clippers suck. If Blake Griffin gets most improved player of the year…I don’t know what I’m going to do with my life. But, that’s never going to happen so I have nothing to worry about.

And here’s what I was talking about earlier with Rasheed. Glad to see him back.

Stupid NBA TV/League Pass bullshit. Just let me watch some games on my TV! I’ve had enough college football for today.

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Blake Griffin goes back in time…again!

I couldn’t help myself! So here it is…

another Blake Griffin Kia Optima commercial where he goes back in time again.

Not as good as the 1995 one but still funny.

Ah~ why do I enjoy these stupid commercials so much?!

I’m still not going to buy a Kia Optima though…even if it comes with UVO.

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When did Steve Novak make a deal with the devil?

Because MAN he was on fire tonight! He must have traded his soul because those 3 pointers just kept on comin! 5 out of 8 three pointers and the game ain’t over yet! And Carmelo is racking up the points today too! 30 points (as of right now).

I am so disappointed in the Heat today…It was such a messy game. Haslem, dude you were all over the place. Sloppy passes, too many turnovers and that goes for everyone. You too Lebron…5 turnovers = unacceptable! Our defense was horrible, I don’t know what it was today. We didn’t even have the opportunity to take many shots… Our shooting percentage was only at 35% compared to the Knicks’ almost 53% shooting.

It’s okay, the Heat will get their shit together! We’ll be ready!

And I’m glad Rasheed Wallace got to play a little today. Did you all hear coach say, “Wallace, want to play son?” And all the fans were cheering which was pretty cute. Hey, I wanted Wallace for the Lakers but turns out he started those rumors on his own. Oh well. Glad to see him back.

And it is official, the Thunder royally F***** up trading James Harden. He scored 45 points today! (I still don’t like the guy, but I’m just saying).

And before I go, there’s another hilarious Blake Griffin Kia Optima commercial.

He goes back to when he was a kid…just watch it. It’s so fuckin funny. Ahh… I still hate you Blake Griffin. The other one where he goes back in time isn’t as funny, so just watch this one.

I hope the Lakers beat the Clippers…it’s too late for me to watch it here. Ugh. I need to go to sleep.

BOOO BLAKE GRIFFIN! That should have him airballing free throws for now. Night.

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USA beats DOM & Blake Griffin out for good

Best news of the day if you ask me!

Our USA basketball team ended up blowing the Dominican Republic OUT OF THE WATER! With a 113-59 victory at the┬áThomas & Mack Center on the University of Nevada-Las Vegas campus our All Stars just gave it all they had to show that there isn’t any competitor who can stand against this awesome team!

And in case you missed the big show yesterday here’s a little highlight for you guys:

And with some good fortune, Blake Griffin is out as of yesterday due to a torn meniscus which is most definitely some good news for the USA team because we all know Blake Griffin can’t play basketball for shit. He will most likely be replaced by Anthony Davis as well as some other alternates to sit on the bench. We’ll find out for sure by next week when Blake Griffin officially withdraws himself from the competition.

This season has been nothing but injury after injury and just because it’s Olympics time doesn’t make it any different. Also out from participating in the Olympics is Dwight the big baby Howard, Chris Bosh and LaMarcus Aldridge.

But having Anthony Davis as a backup was a smart move and he will go to the next practice with the USA team so he can play the next four exhibition games before the first official Olympic game against France which is scheduled on July 29th.

Who delivered their A game last night? Kevin Durant. Made a game high 24 points in a record setting 22 minutes with 9 out of 11 shots made from the floor which includes making 5 out of 6 three pointers as well. No doubt that this young All Star will definitely be competition for the Heat once again come next NBA season.

Who else shocked and awed last night? None other than Philadelphia’s own Andre Iguodala! Made an impressive 18 points with 7 out of 9 field goals made with 4 of those being three pointers as well. To think he was almost left off the Olympics roster! But Iguodala will be key in the success of the USA Men’s basketball team, for sure. Why? Because Iguodala is great at contesting shots, stealing the ball as well as starting fast breaks. And we saw yesterday that he is also a great scorer which will be very helpful for the USA team. We need him to slow down defenses when USA players are being double teamed as well as to keep the ball from the other team. And for those of you who are still skeptical and would’ve rather had Eric Gordon or Rudy Gay be on the roster, we’ll just have to wait and see how Iguodala meshes in with the rest of the team but I have no doubt either way that America will show the world who’s boss when it comes to Men’s basketball!

Our USA Men’s Basketball team is on FIRE! BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

Let’s go USA!

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