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Live You Fucking Whore!

Now where did I leave off yesterday…

That’s right! Eddie and I killed some time by watching Hobo with a Shotgun yesterday. Compliments of my knight in shining armor. (Please don’t hurt me).  And do you know what? IT WAS THE BEST FUCKIN MOVIE EVER! That’s right, EVER. I don’t know who comes up with this shit but it is priceless! If only they’d make my awesome movie ideas into brightly contrasted colorful but yet gory grindhouse films…or at least paid me in gum then MAYBE I wouldn’t be such a bitch about everything…but then again maybe not. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW… But seriously, for those that have not seen it yet it’s one of those films that you have to watch at least 5 times before you die. AT LEAST. And after watching Sin City not too long ago it really made me appreciate the different techniques and styles that studios use to enhance the movies that they produce. (Although I wish more movie studios would produce Oscar worthy movies rather than sequels with washed up actors when the first three movies weren’t that great to begin with). But this isn’t the time nor the place for a movie rant…or well maybe it is but I’ll rant about it another time. Ah~ the busy life of a ranter. What is the world coming to?

Now if only I could find find pictures from last night.  Found them!

We had a BLAST at Rebel Bingo last night. It’s my 3rd time and I’m hooked! Although I know my probabilities of winning bingo let alone hugging Freddie is slim to none but it’s still fun to go… I’ll win his best friend someday… I WANT A PANDA! *ahem* Met some cool new people, got to see people that I haven’t in a cool minute and got all the gay guys around me to think that the straight guy next to me was gay. Ah~ that kept me entertained for quite a bit. Imagine this poor straight dude fighting off guys hitting on him because I tell them he’s gay. In all honesty, at first I thought he was gay (and I kind of still do) but it doesn’t matter either way. We were both able to joke and laugh it off, I did most of the laughing but I’m sure he had fun watching me laugh. Doesn’t everybody? Hahaha. Eddie and I were supposed to leave at 11 but we ended up leaving the club close to 1am. And then we ended up having a bonding moment outside of his house for about another hour. I’ve never felt so close to him! Yay for drunk friends! Hahahaha. All in all it was a FABULOUS night! I’m sure more pictures will start to surface once people upload the pictures from last night. It’s coming I promise. Oh and how could I forget the most important person of last night…*drum roll* Cory! Thanks for hooking us up! We were ballin yesterday~ I KNOW everyone was jealous. Mmmhm.

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“You know how I know you’re wet?

Cause my dick is thirsty.” -Hobo with a Shotgun

Hello to my single follower on WordPress!

I know it’s been a long time but I’m back!

In the words of my favorite gay, “Yeahhhhhhh buddy!”

Work was crazy busy today. So much so that I ended up staying from 9am till about 4:30pm. I better make some bomb ass tips, you know what I’m saying? I really need that money…but don’t we all right? This one customer was so pissed with me today. There were people in front of him on the wait list! What was I supposed to do? Snap my fingers twice to make another table appear out of thin air? Too bad for him I can’t for the life of me snap my fingers. Oh well. Guess everyone will have to WAIT THEIR FUCKING TURN! But the cafe closed early today for a night event so me and Eddie got to roll out of there pretty quick.

SOOOO… instead of going to the gym like we had planned we ended up going to BIG 5. I haven’t been to a BIG 5 since middle school when they forced something called Physical Education on me.  I shudder just thinking back on those days… but it’s okay…it’s all over now. Anyways, getting back to the point, the real reason why we went to BIG 5 was so I could find some orange athletic socks for tomorrow. Why would I need orange athletic socks for Super Bowl Sunday when neither team has orange as any of their colors? Because my team has orange in it’s color scheme Bitches! That’s write I’m dressing up like a Denver Broncos Cheerleader tomorrow. Divisional Playoffs what? That’s right. If anyone has anything to say about it tomorrow then they can shove it up their ass. Like I’d take up Giants and/or Patriots color for a day? Naw…I don’t roll that way bra. You guys can look forward to a picture tomorrow. Yuuuuuuuup!~

What better way to wrap up a hard shopping workout than a little yogurt-y treat? A few things…but it was the closest thing on the way home so why not right?

Yeahhhhhh~ I managed to get a parking spot too. Lucky! We relaxed outside of Yogurtland until it got a bit too chilly for me. I mixed WAY too many flavors today…Plain tart + Red Velvet Cupcake Batter + Coconut + Guava and Pineapple + Mochi + Condensed Milk + Rainbow Sprinkles. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT THROW UP ONTO YOUR KEYBOARD. Find the closest waste bin. My blog entry will be waiting for you when you get back. I promise. Done throwing up? Cause you might want to keep the waste bin close to you for the next thing too.

They have a Peanut Butter & Jelly flavor of non-fat yogurt. Ugh…what is that all about? And no I did not try any. I know I’ve been trying to tone down my thighs a bit but I don’t think self induced vomiting will help that at all. Or will it? Hmmm… Decisions…decisions…

To be continued…after a HARDCORE night at Rebel Bingo. Yuuuuuuuuup!

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