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Pre All Star: East & West Matchups

Two big games to look forward to today!

Lakers vs Thunder

&

Knicks vs Heat

West vs West & East vs East. You’re not going to want to miss this!

Starting off with the Lakers vs Thunder, the clash of talent between old and new will be a great show. And since it’s right before the All Stars it’s a great chance to see how the teams play against each other. Tonight’s game will show if they are pumped up and ready to go at it with the East! 2 All Stars against 2 All Stars. They can also use today to size each other up, understand how each player moves and operates, how to best support each other. For those of you who didn’t know this is the first game of the season in which these two will be going head to head. Strange isn’t it? Since some teams have already gone up against each other anywhere from 3-4 times. This season’s a bit off but it makes it that much more intense and nerve wracking to watch and follow. Both the Lakers and the Thunder have won their last game up to this one so you know that they’re in it to win it! Being the #1 & #5 team on the Western Conference this also gives us an inside look as to what the Playoffs MIGHT look like. There’s still a lot of time for a shift in rank but when you think of the possibility of these two teams competing again when the time comes, it’s more likely than not so both teams could learn a lot from today.

So what needs to happen today for the Lakers to win? Kobe is going to need to put aside all of the trade drama bullshit and get back to playing a GOOD game. For the leading scorer in the NBA, Kobe tanked last night with 15 points. I was actually afraid that we might lose to Dallas. How unsettling is that? Me constantly checking the Ipad at work talking to myself about the game while I make drinks for customers. Most of them must have thought I was crazy. Gasol, on the other hand, is playing better than ever. Do you know why? Because he plays TO FUCKIN PLAY. I’ll forgive the 5 Turnovers he had last night because Kobe had 7. 7!?! Do you believe that? Thank God Bynum and Fisher stepped up yesterday.

The Lakers also need to be on top of Durant and Westbrook. Well, not literally but enough so they aren’t able to shoot. We can’t have them scoring like they have been if the Lakers want to win. Hayward and Collison may still be out from todays game so that’ll work to our advantage. And they need to watch out for Perkins when he’s on the floor. He’s been having a high number of rebounds every night and the one thing the Lakers do not need is Perkins being there to rebound every ball be it offensive or defensive. And we need to not play Ron Artest and just trade him somewhere. I’m sorry. And the only thing with playing Barnes or Morris is that they play well when it comes down to it but they get WAY too many Personal Fouls for comfort with the short amount of time they’re on the court. Just saying.

Maybe I’ll write about the Heats vs Knicks game later…I feel like that’s the one game everyone is already focusing on anyways. OMG A JEREMY LIN ROOKIE CARD THAT SOMEONE BOUGHT FOR $1000 SOLD FOR $21,800. FUCK people are crazy.

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NBA MADNESS! Who to watch?! All Star Snubs? Up and Coming Stars? Teams with Injured Players?

But before I do anything else. Congrats Shaq! They’re finally retiring your jersey! We miss you in LA and I wish you could’ve played out the remainder of your NBA years here with us. The Lakers aren’t the same without you! It is refreshing seeing you on ESPN though, asking the questions that you do. Haha. Thanks for calling Kevin Love out, yes he is not #1. Rather than use a regular picture of Shaq who can forget his role in KAZAAM! Those of you who missed it, man, back in the day NBA players were in movies all the time! Hahaha. Great times…just priceless.

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“You know how I know you’re wet?

Cause my dick is thirsty.” -Hobo with a Shotgun

Hello to my single follower on WordPress!

I know it’s been a long time but I’m back!

In the words of my favorite gay, “Yeahhhhhhh buddy!”

Work was crazy busy today. So much so that I ended up staying from 9am till about 4:30pm. I better make some bomb ass tips, you know what I’m saying? I really need that money…but don’t we all right? This one customer was so pissed with me today. There were people in front of him on the wait list! What was I supposed to do? Snap my fingers twice to make another table appear out of thin air? Too bad for him I can’t for the life of me snap my fingers. Oh well. Guess everyone will have to WAIT THEIR FUCKING TURN! But the cafe closed early today for a night event so me and Eddie got to roll out of there pretty quick.

SOOOO… instead of going to the gym like we had planned we ended up going to BIG 5. I haven’t been to a BIG 5 since middle school when they forced something called Physical Education on me.  I shudder just thinking back on those days… but it’s okay…it’s all over now. Anyways, getting back to the point, the real reason why we went to BIG 5 was so I could find some orange athletic socks for tomorrow. Why would I need orange athletic socks for Super Bowl Sunday when neither team has orange as any of their colors? Because my team has orange in it’s color scheme Bitches! That’s write I’m dressing up like a Denver Broncos Cheerleader tomorrow. Divisional Playoffs what? That’s right. If anyone has anything to say about it tomorrow then they can shove it up their ass. Like I’d take up Giants and/or Patriots color for a day? Naw…I don’t roll that way bra. You guys can look forward to a picture tomorrow. Yuuuuuuuup!~

What better way to wrap up a hard shopping workout than a little yogurt-y treat? A few things…but it was the closest thing on the way home so why not right?

Yeahhhhhh~ I managed to get a parking spot too. Lucky! We relaxed outside of Yogurtland until it got a bit too chilly for me. I mixed WAY too many flavors today…Plain tart + Red Velvet Cupcake Batter + Coconut + Guava and Pineapple + Mochi + Condensed Milk + Rainbow Sprinkles. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT THROW UP ONTO YOUR KEYBOARD. Find the closest waste bin. My blog entry will be waiting for you when you get back. I promise. Done throwing up? Cause you might want to keep the waste bin close to you for the next thing too.

They have a Peanut Butter & Jelly flavor of non-fat yogurt. Ugh…what is that all about? And no I did not try any. I know I’ve been trying to tone down my thighs a bit but I don’t think self induced vomiting will help that at all. Or will it? Hmmm… Decisions…decisions…

To be continued…after a HARDCORE night at Rebel Bingo. Yuuuuuuuuup!

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