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Web of Connective Tissue

Since I didn’t finish my post this morning, thought I’d do that now.

I didn’t even go into depth about that Lamborghini Gallardo. It’s the Lambo that’s most likely to be seen because it is the most produced model. When someone says “mass-produced” you tend to think about 6 digits worth of cars but for the Gallardo over 10,000 were made within the first 7 years. That’s a lot for Lamborghini…hahaha. It’s like for every 1 millionth Toyota Corolla they make Lamborghini decides it’s about time to roll out a Gallardo. And this car is just another prime example of naming a car after what you want your car to be:

A fighting bull
And not just that, it’s a FAMOUS fighting bull. Damn straight. It wouldn’t be a Lamborghini without one!

And guess what else I saw yesterday? An old ass RHD Rolls Royce.

And he was young too! I’m so jealous!

And the Knicks signed JR Smith. *sigh* And I had such high hopes for the Lakers. They cut forward Renaldo Balkman to make room. Too bad for the Knicks he won’t be arriving on time for practice on Saturday so he won’t be able to start playing on Sunday but we should see him on the Knicks early next week. Yeah Carmelo might not play nice OR share the ball…so we’ll see what happens come next week.

OH SNAP! THE BOBCATS FINALLY WON A GAME! HOLY SHIT!

Timberwolves SUCK BALLS!!!!

You know what my favorite part of watching any game on ESPN is? Watching everyone rag on Lebron’s receding hairline. Especially Charles Barkley. Hahahaha. Everyone is priceless.

Oh and I didn’t even talk about that movie I went to watch yesterday. It was a really great movie. It IS a movie about a pedophile but it’s not really about the ACT of pedophilia but the everyday life of one man. The cinematography is AMAZING and the minimal use of words just makes it that much more suspenseful and thrilling. There are even brief moments of dark humor that just brings the whole movie together. The trailer for the movie says it all. This was the actual opening sequence of the movie. This movie in no way glorifies pedophilia or it’s actions. It’s just a well executed film and for those of you who are worried about anything really disgusting or frightening, this movie has none of that. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 73% and they only gave Star Wars Episode 1 a 57% HAH! Take that! So if you’re really into foreign films and into something different from the everyday romance or comedy, this is it! Try expanding your mind! I AM NOT JUSTIFYING PEDOPHILIA, by the way. I wish there was a way to stop it but it just seems so hopeless.

And last but not least…

OHHHH SNAP! THE KNICKS FINALLY LOST!!!ANNNNND IT WAS TO THE FUCKIN HORNETS! 

BURN.

It’s about God damn time.

*EDIT*

A note on the Title for this entry. This guy came in today to have a meeting with one of the managers and when he was describing how social networking works in regards to RSVPing for events he described it as a “web of connective tissue”. What a retard. No wonder you reak of “I’m never going to get laid”. What a loser.

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The Kurse of the Kia

A couple of weeks ago Jack and I decided it would be nice to go on a drive to Big Bear Mountain since he had never been and I hadn’t been in probably over a decade. Unfortunately for Jack he got stuck with a crazy female Asian driver, namely me. I try to warn everyone but I don’t think anyone really listens. But I wanted to drive and I ended up driving about 400 miles that day. I know I’m crazy but that’s a whole different story for a whole ‘nother time. But I’m a pretty aggressive driver and I rarely lose to anyone unless they have a V12 and a death wish but usually I always come out ahead except for this one day. I was going down Big Bear Mountain making my way back to LA going 80 mph on a 15/30 mph curve with Jack screaming “80 TO 30! 80 TO 30!” in my ear but I can’t listen to people when they’re hysterical so I didn’t know what he was complaining about until I looked down at my speedometer and up at the road sign. Like I was going to be deterred by that? Psh, yeah right. But I was going down the mountain when guess what car beats me? A RED KIA RIO, older year, dent in the back right bumper with a jesus fish sticker attached to the trunk. I was going 80 and it STILL beat me! I NEVER saw it again! With all the sharp curves and steep turns I was sure I would see it around a bend somewhere but it was GONE! Like it had never been there in the first place. I still haven’t let it go that I was beat by a Kia Rio. A FUCKIN KIA RIO! I’ve beaten Ferraris and Porsches! I was SO pissed and in such a weird mood. Ever since then I’ve been experiencing what Jack calls “The Kurse” which is basically me being trapped behind a Kia every stop sign, red light and freeway lane. THERE IS ALWAYS A DAMN KIA IN FRONT OF ME! And I’m not even making this up! I even started to take pictures of the different Kias I’ve been stuck behind… And keep in mind these are only the ones I managed to get pictures of. I don’t use my phone when I’m driving so I have to go through my bag and whip it out so I can prove that I’m not crazy…or does that make me crazy?

January 10th 2012

February 7th 2012

February 8th 2012

February 11th 2012

It’s not just me right? RIGHT?! This is what happens when you lose, you get it thrown in your face every time you go outside for a nice little drive. BAM! Ugh…I hate Kias…

A little update on my car though, I had David, one of our new managers, to come check out my car and he says the headlight cover was DEFINITELY stolen. It wasn’t broken and it was taken clean off. WHO DOES THAT? Ugh. I’ll call tomorrow to have them order a new pair. My poor baby…people keep driving up next to me to tell me that they can fix it. I HAVE MY OWN MECHANIC, OKAY THANK YOU. I’ll get it fixed as soon as I can.

And to all those reading, next time you’re on the road and you see a Kia drive just a little bit faster and cut them off for me will ya? I…just can’t sleep at night anymore…and MAYBE it would help? Pretty please…

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