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Contract the Rainbow

So we were watching the Timberwolves vs Thunder game yesterday when this commercial came on.

Contract the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow!

Pretty cute right? Which got us talking about other priceless Skittles commercials when Mark showed me one I had never seen before.

You HAVE TO WATCH IT! IT IS HILARIOUS!

which reminded me of this moment from The Office:

Ah~ just priceless TV.

And just because I was talking about Christmas, I’ll leave with this;

Enjoy!

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Before cars and the NBA there was…Call of duty

God I used to play Call of Duty ALL THE FUCKIN TIME…but it’s like what happens every year. As soon as the new one comes out I take a couple days off of EVERYTHING so I can prestige the fuck out of it and then…soon after I get tired and stop playing.

Sucks because I actually started a clan this time around. Seriously, the day AFTER I made my clan I just stopped playing. I feel bad but I’ll be back and IHTM will be back better than ever! Hahaha. I play with so many people though it doesn’t even matter about clans. All my friends are serious BEASTS!

But do you know what the best thing is about COD? Being a girl and playing with a mic. I get the best responses from people it’s hilarious.

One time…

Kid: Hey, is that a girl? It sounds like a girl.
Me: …
Kid: It must be Justin Bieber!
Me: Kid, even if I WERE Justin Bieber, I’m still better lookin than you, richer AND I can pwn you at call of duty.
Kid: No, you have to be Justin Bieber because you sound like a girl.
Me: We all know you have a gay crush on Justin Bieber so just shut up kid.

or that other time…

Guy: Hey, is that a girl? You must be lonely…
Me: Uh huh…
Guy: I know you’re lonely and that you just want to be with me.
Me: You’re already a bottom bitch. Who would want to be with you?

but most times guys just call me a cunt when they lose but that’s when I say:

I am prettier than your prettiest girlfriend will EVER be.

And the world is right again.

Ah~ Call of Duty…I’ve missed you.

Those were the days…

I also┬áKICK ASS at Zombies but that’s a blog entry for another time.

OH and knowing people who work at Activision and TreyArch is pretty cool too. I got to meet a lot of cool people at E3 and play MW3 before everyone else had a chance to because I’M AWESOME. Hahaha. That reminds me…I have a subscription to Elite…where did I put that receipt? Hmmmm….

Yay for modifying men’s shirts!

Fun fact? Sure.

I started playing Call of Duty because I saw them play it on the American Office.

That’s right, you read correctly. I started playing because it was on The Office. I started on World at War so I’m more partial to it than the Modern Warfares.

It’s also on an episode of South Park too. Sad part was that I knew because I played on that map all the time.

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